You, a deserted island and three must haves?
Tabasco hot sauce, an Internet/power connection, and a 27inch iMac. The way I see it, if I have enough Tabasco hot sauce I can eat almost anything. With the internet I can teach myself survival skills, and if I cannot teach myself said skills, I can at least die with a Macintosh in my arms.

What is your least favorite movie? So, why did you watch it?
The Watchmen. I went to see this 3 hour boring POS because the previews made it look as though it would be pure greatness and because people whose opinions on movies once to matter to me said that it was an awesome movie. The only thing that would be more boring than watching the Watchmen would be the documentary on the making of the Watchmen.

If you could change places with one person for a week, who would it be?
Steven Hawking. It seems as though he has the entire universe figured out and it would be enlightening to know what that feels like.

What is your guilty pleasure?
I love watching horror movies. All kinds of horror movies. From sharktopus and mansquitto to Dawn of the Dead and Midnight Meat Train. I love horror movies.